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Jeez Its

Jeez Its

This divine little cracker is for Anna because no one should have to eat only 5 Cheese Its. These delicious crackers pack a little heat to them, so if you are making them for the kids you might want to eliminate the cayenne pepper. The Molly McButter Cheese Sprinkles are pretty salty, so go easy if you decide to sprinkle the top with salt. The annatto seed is what creates that wonderfully scary orange color. You can get it at a well stocked grocery stores that cater to South American communities or order it online. This recipe is also a good temporary fix while I figure out how to make those puffy, pesky goldfish crackers that pop up at every snack time across America. (Amazon sells a small fish cookie cutter).
Prep Time 1 hour 30 minutes
Cook Time 35 minutes
Total Time 2 hours 5 minutes
Servings: 25 cracker(s)
Course: Snacks
Calories: 53

Nutrition

Serving: 10gCalories: 53kcalProtein: 0.183gPhe: 8.8mgPKU Exchanges: 0.58exch

Ingredients
  

Primary Ingredient Group
  • 2 tablespoons annatto Seed
  • 2 tablespoons Vegetable Shortening (Crisco, Fluffo, etc.)
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  • 1 cup Cook for Love Baking Mix
  • 1/2 cup Tapioca Starch
  • 1 teaspoon Xanthan Gum
  • 1 teaspoon Sugar, White Granulated
  • 1/2 teaspoon Baking Soda
  • 1/4 teaspoon Cream of Tartar
  • 1/4 teaspoon Salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon White pepper ground
  • 1/4 teaspoon Mustard powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon Onion Powder
  • 1/8 teaspoon Cayenne pepper optional
  • 1/4 cup Molly McButter Cheese Flavor Sprinkles
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  • 2 tablespoons Butter cold, cut into 1/4 inch cubes
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  • 1/4 cup Rice Milk
  • 1/4 cup Heavy Cream

Method
 

  1. In a small pot, over low heat add shortening and annatto seed. Simmer for 10 minutes, strain seed and put mixture in the freezer or fridge until firm (at least 30 minutes). (You can keep the seeds to use again later.)
  2. Meanwhile in a small mixing bowl, combine the rice milk and heavy cream, set aside.
  3. In the bowl of your food processor, combine baking mix, tapioca starch, xanthan gum, sugar, baking soda, cream of tartar, salt, white pepper, mustard, onion powder, cayenne pepper, and Molly McButter. Pulse for 10 seconds to combine.
  4. Add butter chunks and cold orange shortening. Pulse for one second intervals until the mix resembles coarse crumbs.
  5. Add rice milk and heavy cream mixture. Process until a ball of dough forms in the bowl, about 10 seconds.
  6. Turn dough out onto a lightly starched sheet of parchment paper, adding more wheat starch as necessary to keep dough from sticking.
  7. Knead dough by gently folding and pressing for 10 to 12 strokes until dough is smooth. Roll dough into a 9 inch square. Fold dough into thirds to form a 9 x 3 rectangle (like a business letter) and divide in half. Wrap in plastic and put in fridge for an hour.
  8. Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Dust a sheet of parchment paper with wheat starch. Roll each half into a 12 inch square. The dough should be about ⅛ to 1/16 inch thick. Using a pastry or pizza wheel, cut dough into 1 inch squares (or use a cookie cutter and shape as desired). Use the blunt end of a wooden skewer or a cut toothpick to poke a hole in the center of each cracker.
  9. If desired sprinkle with a very light coating of salt. Carefully transfer parchment paper to a baking sheet. Bake for 20 minutes.
  10. Mix the crackers around a bit to separate and bake for an additional 15 minutes. Take one out and try it – if it is still a little soft in the middle, bake an additional 5 minutes – it all depends on the thickness of the dough. Let cool on the baking sheet and transfer to wire rack.
  11. Repeat with remaining dough or freeze for later use.

Notes

Reader Q&A:
Q: Hello, Thank you for your wonderful recipes. For the Jeez Its, can I skip the first step and use ground annatto instead of annatto seed? A: So glad you are enjoying the recipes! I am very sad to report that you cannot use ground annatto in place of the first step. The annatto oil is used primarily for color and adds very little flavor but the ground annatto will add too much of a bitter taste without as much color. The good news is you can skip the first step and add red and yellow food coloring to get the right color -- I was just trying to avoid using dyes.
Brenda
Q: Brenda--What is the cold orange shortening listed in step 4 but not in the list of ingredients? I am ready to make these but need the orange shortening. Thank you, A: It is what you made in step one -- the shortening with the annatto seeds that made it orange.
Brenda
Q: Can you freeze the actual crackers? A: yes.

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